I lie belly up
In the sunshine happier
Than you will ever be

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man- come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush, Hello Spot
Sniff this and weep

I hate my choke chain
Look world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot-no greater bliss-well,
Maybe chasing cats
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!